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"Things I'll Never Do"

[It is likely I will add to this list in the future.

For now it gets the point across.]

I want to take a bullet for my best friend.

I want to kiss a stranger and tell her she's beautiful.

I want to have break-up sex.

I want to jump from an airplane with no parachute.

I want to drive at 90 on a scale that only reaches 85.

I want to burn a 100-dollar bill with a candle.

I want to swallow a sword.

I want to climb Mount Everest.

I want to slow-dance naked.

I want to drown while holding hands.

I want to say good-bye to Isabella.

I want to kill someone for no reason.

I want to fondle a katydid.

I want to journey to the center of the Earth.

I want to die happy.

I want to go to Heaven.

I want to go to Hell.

I want to be loved.

Just because I can.